Totally New Ok?

2009- I'm bloggin! there goes my virginity ( again). Took awhile to come up with a catchy title but there really are only three kinds of people in this world.

here's what you really need to know about me: i am so new to this blog business that I'm guessing my grandpa knew more about weed than i do about blogs.
CONFESSION: I have never read or written any type of blog before now
it sure seems like an easy place to vent all this pent up craziness in my head. not sure if that's what blogging if for tho. seems like there may be a tendency to come off like a Xmas newsletter pile of bullshit. As if, anyone EVER reads a Xmas newsletter a believes one word. Mine would go something like this:

Happy Holidays

Well we're sameo sameo... still worried as fuck about retirement, nuclear war and 2012. The kids are all still extending their adolescents as long as possible. Looking forward to a new grand baby next year... finally someone guaranteed to be smarter than it's know it all parents. No one went to jail this year but that's just cos no one got caught!!! Hope you and yours aren't dreading next year too much... may you keep your job and home and healthy insurance. Peace-

I don't even send out Christmas cards anymore, much less newsletters. I like to tell myself I've saved a couple of trees.

Speaking of saving trees I am seriously interested in green funerals. I think it's the wave of the future. Gonna learn more about it and I'll write more after I learn more unless I die before I get a chance. Then at least I died a blogger.

Thanks for reading this. I hope I made you feel comparatively healthy and sane. Oh and Merry whatever.